*I* have a blog

Hi mom! Hi dad! *waves*

The Andromeda Galaxy will collide in 3 to 4 billion years with our galaxy. Scientists *think* (speculate) that our Sun and planets will not collide as well but that the two galaxies will merge and create an elliptical galaxy, thus leaving humanity thrive onwards(1). Now isn't that cute? But it's wr..erm..but who cares? At the rate discoveries are made nowdays, do not be surprized if the 432AFX[insert_alphanumerical_character_here] meteor will land in your backyard within months. If it does, please do look on the brightside : you'll have front row seats to the destruction of Earth, pretty lights and A LOT of media coverage.
Regardless, I want to make an everlasting statement of my ephemeral passing through this world by...writing a blog. As some serious hardcore bloggers will tell you, Blogs are foreva' .


(1) "In case you haven't heard, the latest disaster for the Universe is that the United States is going to go to Mars, and then we're going to colonise deep space.. with our microwave hot dogs and plastic vomit, fake dog shit, cinamon dental floss, lemon scented toilet paper, sneakers with lights in the heels and all these other impressive things we've done down here.

But let me ask you this : What are we going to tell the intergalactic council of minsters when one of our teenage mothers throws her new born baby into a dumpster? How are we going to explain that to the space people? How are we going to let them know that our ambassador was only late for the meeting because his breakfast was cold and so he had to spend 30 extra minutes punching his wife around in the kitchen? Or what are they going to think...that it's just a local custom that over 80 million women in the third world countries have had their clittorous's forceably removed in order to reduce their sex drive so they woun't cheat on their husbands ?!

Can't you see how eager the rest of the universe is for us to show up ?!"
George Carlin